Wenn ihr glaubt, das ist witzig:
They once tried to make a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anyone
Chuck Norris can touch McHammer.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
Aber bleibt euch hier das Lachen stecken:
Mike Huckabee ist republikanischer Präsidentschaftskandidat.
2 responses so far ↓
georg // November 21, 2007 at 2:23 pm |
…… outer space exists because it is afraid of being on the same planet with chuck norris. ich verstehe nicht, wie die NASA pr menschen diese chance auslassen konnten.
Clemens // November 21, 2007 at 5:35 pm |
oh mein gott dieses video ist ja heisse scheisse. das ist so dermaßen beyond selbstironisch!