Popkultur und Wirklichkeit

by Yussi Pick

Wenn ihr glaubt, das ist witzig:

They once tried to make a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anyone

Chuck Norris can touch McHammer.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

Aber bleibt euch hier das Lachen stecken:

Mike Huckabee ist republikanischer Präsidentschaftskandidat.